Rockin' Around The Christmas Tree

(Wall Of Funk)
December 24, 2011
Joseph Marsden, Lennon Baker, and Cal Lamore

Rockin' Around The Christmas Tree by Wall Of Funk

Rockin' around the Christmas tree it's a Christmas party hop
Mistletoe hung where you can see every couple tries to stop
Rockin' around the Christmas tree it's a happy holiday
Everyone dancing merrily in the new old fashion way

Now you will get a sentimental feeling when you hear
Voices singing let's be jolly!
Deck the halls with boughs of holly!!

Rockin' around the Christmas tree let the Chrismas spirit ring
Later we'll have some pumpkin pie and we'll do some caroling 

Now you will get a sentimental feeling when you hear
Voices singing let's be jolly!
Deck the halls with boughs of holly!!

Rockin' around the Christmas tree it's a Christmas party hop
Mistletoe hung where you can see every couple tries to stop
Rockin' around the Christmas tree it's a happy holiday
Everyone dancing merrily in the new old fashion way

 


Robot Santa

(Wall Of Funk)
December 18, 2010
Joseph Marsden, Lennon Baker, and Cal Lamore

Based on the Christmas episodes of Futurama involving Robot Santa.

Robot Santa by Wall Of Funk

Now don't stay out on Xmas eve, you may ask why, 'cause Robot Santa's coming to town
So armor plate your houses, bullet proof your windows, and tear your chimneys down
Don't try to bribe him with your cookies and your milk he's judging you right now
So don't stay out and about on this Xmas night 'cause Robot Santa's gunning you down

Four ton metal suit of red
Designed in 2801

So you better run now and you better hide or else he's gonna make you cry
Checking his list 50 megachecks per sec his standards programmed way too high
Yeah you've all been extra naughty this past year he said with fire in his eyes
So you better run and you best now hide cause Robot Santa wants you to die

Four ton metal suit of red
Designed in 2801
He'll lodge presents into your head
Blast you with automatic laser guns

So stay out if you dare on this Xmas night but be prepared to fight
Now on Thrasher and Smasher yeah lets get in this ride, time for some slaying tonight!

Four ton metal suit of red
Designed in 2801
He'll lodge presents into your head
Blast you with automatic laser guns
Spewing fire until you're dead
Belly full of nitroglycerine 
So just listen to what I've said
And look our here Robot Santa comes!!
HO HO!
HO HO HO HO!
HO HO!
HO HO HO!